My oven was taking its time with the bacon so I decided to fire up my computer. Since it was still Sunday morning, the first page I went to was 9Gag, obviously. I went through some posts and found this gem:
After laughing for quite a while, I decided to post it here, along with my very own shameless ball pit invasion (originally I wrote ‘invation’ but it somehow felt wrong so I looked it up):
I look rather gloriously undignified in that photo, if I say so myself. But who cares? And why ever not? Because I can. Besides, it means Sir Patrick Stewart and I have one thing (that I know of) in common now. Speaking of which, I’ve also had the good fortune of meeting him. Well, the wax version of him. But still. Thought you would want to know.
I look like a mess, I notice. But in my defence, before getting in there, I had to walk in the snow for almost half an hour. I’m not complaining, though. Now I miss the old days…
Excuse me, it’s just too bloody awesome.
I wish I could turn back the time to the year of 2002.
Why are you here?!
Look what’s on 9GAG!
So, if I committed an act of treason and somehow got denaturalised, would you ever be so kind and grant me asylum, o marvelous New Zealand?
Early this year, the number of notifications I got on Facebook from stupid game requests was ridiculously huge. I didn’t post statuses on Facebook but those bloody requests took their toll on me, so I wrote:
“I choose my words carefully. You FB game numpties are embarrassment to the human race. When you die, I’ll drink wine and sleep like a baby.”
I meant it then and I mean it now. I can totally relate to this particular post on 9GAG:
It’s nice to know there are other people who share the feeling.
As a girl with a bag permanently glued to her back, I can say that this is rather accurate :-P
I found a certain image on 9GAG just now and laughed so hard I made weird, disgusting sounds. Oh, check it out yorself:
Funny thing is, I remember stepping on a Yankee gnome (broke it into pieces) in a friend’s frontyard sometime last year and not even feeling sorry. When he found out it was me, I was like, “Whatevah, man.”
So I just finished the one article which had been giving me headache for a couple of days and decided to get on 9GAG and LOOK WHAT I FOUND! Oh, this seems propitious! If my day doesn’t turn out to be great since I’ve seen a sighting of Tardis on 9GAG, well, I might as well give up.
Still waiting for one last article before I can jump into conclusion, but it’s looking auspicious!