Thank you, 9GAG!
Early this year, the number of notifications I got on Facebook from stupid game requests was ridiculously huge. I didn’t post statuses on Facebook but those bloody requests took their toll on me, so I wrote:
“I choose my words carefully. You FB game numpties are embarrassment to the human race. When you die, I’ll drink wine and sleep like a baby.”
I meant it then and I mean it now. I can totally relate to this particular post on 9GAG:
It’s nice to know there are other people who share the feeling.
Here I'm talking to myself. To remind myself about things because I'm a forgetting person. I don't give a damn what people think. If you read this and you think this is about you, well, you’re an egocentric brat who thinks the world revolves around you. Either that or you’re right. You think I'm posting rude stuff. Wait till you read the ones I don't post.
