August 2012
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July 2012
20 posts
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I'm screwed!
Olivia Munn speaks better Japanese than I do.
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Doesn't matter!
Well, the boyfriend is back from… Doesn’t matter. He’s here now. And he’s got me dozens of Chris Walken movies. Dozens. Nobody should ever question my love for him. Nobody. Never. Chris Walken movies make up for the Olympics opening ceremony I missed thanks to… Doesn’t matter.
We were watching the third movie when Bree came storming in saying, “Look what...
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This Frenzy Is Killing Me and I Don't Mind
I do an admirable job at bankrupting myself. A couple of days before payday, I consciously maxed out my credit card for 12 books shortlisted in the Man Booker Prize Nomination. A day before that, I had to turn down an invite to a fancy event because I couldn’t afford the taxi as I’d used up almost all of my cash for some other books. Apart from the books, I purchased some other stuff,...
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First Day of Fasting Month at Work
Here’s the thing. I don’t like fasting month. I don’t like finding closed warungs at lunch time. I don’t like having to wake up early to make lunch box. I don’t like having to sneak out to the back room just to snack or drink. I don’t like not being able to talk about food. But if there’s anything I like about fasting month, it’s the absence of smoke smell at the stairs (yes, I prefer stairs to...
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It's not the song... Not entirely...
The best thing about yesterday’s episode of Newsroom is the part where Will calls a bitch bitch, to her face. I sort of envy him. I want to do it, too and to actually get away with it.
I am a horrible girl. And the most horrible part is that I can’t even be bothered to stop being horrible. I usually don’t recognise it when I’m being my horrible self but a few moments later, I tend to...
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Estheresque Epiphany #9
Malin Kundang: Making ‘horcrux’ popular way before Lord Voldemort did.
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It could be worse, right?
I think my printer is being mean to me for no apparent reason. I’ve spent five minutes thinking, trying to figure out what I did wrong to him and I can’t find one reason. All I know is he printed 350 pages instead of 75 like he was supposed to. Now, I have to sort them out, one by one, to remove extra pages so I won’t have to explain why on earth there are...
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Obsoleting Obnoxity: Outmoded
Okay, ignore me. My brain is not functioning properly and well at the moment and I’m afraid this unfortunate situation will last longer than expected. I actually spent half the day at work trying to stay awake, and yes, I wasn’t being very productive during that first half.
So now I’m trying to make it up by working my arse off twice the speed to keep up with everything. The...
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Estheresque Epiphany #8
You know you’re drunk when you suddenly don’t know how to pronounce ‘bicentennial’.
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Nothing major, really...
The first of July: Let the Great Purge commence. Begone, you worthless quisquilarian. It is time for you to absquatulate!