BYE FOREVER 2011.
YOU’VE BEEN A BITCH!
Shut up. Let's just have dinner.
Him: "So you like football?"
Me: "Yeah. Big fan."
Him: "What's your team?"
Me: "Depends. But I usually go with Sunderland."
Him: "Mine's Benfica."
Me: "Never heard."
Him: "You're not serious. You say that because you don't wanna discuss football with me, right?"
Estheresque Epiphany #4
When I ask whether or not you’re gaining weight again, it is me establishing dominance, mostly over insecure girls. And I do that because I find you rather irritating. Don’t be silly. If you don’t like your body, do something about it. If you like it, stop complaining and make the most out of it. On second thought, I say that not only to insecure girls. I say that to annoy...